17 Apr 2014
9.03pm
4556
TRACK NAME: You Are My Sunshine
ALBUM TITLE:
ARTIST: The Civil Wars
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away
The other night dear as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms
But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I bowed my head and I cried
17 Apr 2014
7.36am
727
TRACK NAME: Hot Problems
ALBUM TITLE: Single
ARTIST: Dave Strider

my-friend-the-frog:

ket3:

song by double take
lyrics by ket3
art credit shibert

(ok)
look at me and tell me the truth
no seriously
why yall dont know what i go through
you can see my blonde hair
rad shades and swag
bet yall thinkin by now
"he must have a really big beep
yeah i mean damn
i know that im hot
but textbook perfection sorta takes a lot
weird trolls ring my phone
bro calls me on the roof
like obama said naknaknak naknak dog

(yup)
(wait what)

hot boy i wear pjs too
its nothing like yours, plus im a god
the world needs to open their eyes
and realize
im fucking perfect
and sometimes i beeeep

ive got the sord…..
and ive got the.. rumps (fucking bro)
but these things dont save me from cal
once I ate kermit beep
rose says my dreams are gay
on behalf on all hot boys man fuck freud no homo
just cause im not alpha
i have to be dead
hey john pester me back
its like fucking christmas up in here
dudes start stacking up
and kissing on my shoe
ironic thing is i also thought I was joking

hot boys have you met my birdy self
how about my bro, damn right we all hot
the world needs to open their eyes
and realize
we are fucking perfect
and sometimes we beeeep-

hot boy i drink ajs too
tho its nothing like yours, plus its *sniff* oh jesus FU—-
the world needs to open their eyes (no offence ter)
then youll realize (slurp!)
im fucking perfect
and sometimes i buuurp (oops)

my oh my cant you see
of course i am messin with you dumb fuck
its fucking official that mayor is the coolest <3
so lets just suck each other and call it done

nah that wont happen

(uh what)
(wait you are not serious are you)
(what no)
(wow ok im outtie)

(does this song ever fucking end????)

17 Apr 2014
7.25am
8097

my-friend-the-frog:

you know you have watched a horror movie when…

17 Apr 2014
7.13am
15

milktasteslikegood:

Woah okay so I updated “The Douche Next Door” if anyone is interested! Chapter 10 is now up! If you haven’t read it yet you should because it has johndave and prank phone calls and awful puns and awkward elf fantasies and just do it man, {X}

16 Apr 2014
6.29pm
2905

persona4dancingallnight:

this is it. the worst thing ive ever made

Oh No! Marina and the Diamonds

Blue Lips Regina Spektor

Call Me Maybe Carly Rae Jepsen

Radioactive Imagine Dragons

Mad World Gary Jules

You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid The Offspring

This Is War 30 Seconds to Mars

I Will Follow You Into the Dark Death Cab For Cutie

Discord Eurobeat Brony

How Do I Live (Bunny Back In The Box Version) Homestuck

Primadonna Marina and the Diamonds

Wine Red The Hush Sound

How Far We’ve Come Matchbox 20

listen here

16 Apr 2014
6.24pm
17249

anonorange:

i just wanted a synonym not the entire vocabulary of jake english

16 Apr 2014
8.10am
2
Anonymous
YOUR URL IS SO EPIC

AND SO ARE YOU, ANON.

SO ARE YOU.